Wisdom is profittable to direct

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison."
Son this year I will not plant cassava and yam
because I can't dig the field, I know if you were
here you would have helped me".
The son replied his father "Dad don't even think
of digging the field because that's were I buried
the money I stole".
NIGERIAN POLICE" on reading this letter went
early in the morning to the house, dug the whole
field in search of the money but nothing was
found.
The next day the son wrote his father again "Dad
you can now plant your cassava and yam this is
the best I can do from here.
Dad replied " haaa my son you are too powerful
indeed ,even in prison you still command police
men to work for me,I was so surprised to see the
IG and team holding hoes and shovels, digging
my farm. I will write to you when I want to
harvest.

Why you must give your best for God

How faar                                                                                   Joke but Fact:- N100 and N1000 were best friends one day they had an accident and both died. On reaching paradise entrance ,God let N100 enter freely .So N1000 asked God my lord am I not N100 times more valid than him? how can he enter while I'm outside? GOD answered N100 & his younger sister N50 always come to church but you are always present in bars, night clubs, restaurants & hotels, so disappear, I dont want to see u. Pls lets help N1000 to enter heaven....
Sir/ Ma N1000 is not too much for God. Put am for the offering box.

Don't behave like these two guys, BE REAL!

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish
Lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit.
However, the lady was not aware of this.
He lied to the Lady that he is from Kenya because of
the bad
reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.
After their wedding, the Lady informed him that she met
her friend who is also married to a Kenyan & would like
them to have dinner together one day.
The Naija guy was disturbed & kept thinking how to get
out of this?
He postponed & postponed the dinner until he got tired
of postponing.
Finally, D-DAY came & they all sat down in a restaurant.
Our Naija guy was quiet & was sweating profusely in
spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The Ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their
local dialect since they are both from same Country
(Kenya)
The Naija guy being a man
of great savvy decided he will just speak Yoruba, if the
other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from
another tribe & region in Kenya.
Then he started...
Joo, Ore mi, ki ni oruko e? Omo ibo ni e?
The other Kenyan looked up & replied...
Ah, Omo Iya, waa sere joo. Ade loruko mi. Omo Isale
Eko ni mi!
They shook hands & embraced each other to the
admiration of the Ladies.
Yorubas no dey carry last O!..#KipASmileOnUrFace...NoMatterCondition.

Husbands beware!!!

Three men took their wives to d hospital for delivery, shortly the Nurse came out and asked, who is Joseph that works with three crowns milk, the man stood up, congratulations your wife has delivered three bouncing babies.

Shortly, d Nurse came out again and asked, who is John dat works with 7up, the man stood up, congrats your wife has delivered 7 bouncing babies.

Immediately, the third man took off and ran away because he works at 33 lagger beer.

FIVE REASONS WHY OSHOFFA IS TRULY GOD SENT

1. Jesus is a carpenter by profession so also is Rev S.B.J OSHOFFA

2. Jesus started the preparation for his Ministry in the Wilderness, Oshoffa in the same vein started the preparation for his Ministry in the wilderness where he spent about the space of three(3) months

3. Isaiah 7 vs 15 talked about the food of Jesus to be honey and milk when he comes to the earth, Oshoffa also survived on honey comb all through his stay in the Wilderness.

4. John the Baptist preceded the coming of Jesus Christ, Cherubim and Seraphim prepared the coming of Celestial as said by Oshoffa at the open meeting held very early in His Ministry.

5. Oshoffa encountered Christ in the physical realm twice telling him many things about the injunctions of the church, coupled with the fact that an unlearned Oshoffa was given a name that the Oxford advanced level dictionary described as Heavenly bodies also suppprted by I Cor 15vs40. I am referring to the word "CELESTIAL".

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Five keys to enjoying grace to the fullest

1. The level of your compassion towards others

2. Your motive in carrying out every of your actions in life

3. The level of your commitment to the things of God

4. Humility

5. Your word level is a determinant of your grace level

DO YOU KNOW THAT ALL SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE EDUCATED?

Ø  There has been a high degree of perversion in the world today towards education. Most youths are now indifferent when it comes to education most especially higher degree of education (Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges).

Ø  Nigeria is one country whose youths have total resentment for education but are more focused on financial success (Money). Ask any student around you why He/she is not serious in school and the response will be education is nothing jor!!

Ø  The next statement that may follow will be Bill Gates dropped out of school afterall, how many degrees has Aliko Dangote? Yet he employs Ph.D holders. If care is not taken, the whole day will end up being a controversial day.

Ø  They will tell you even Nairaland Boss dropped out of school. Linda ekeji is not a Professor, yet she put up an edifice in a gold mine area like Banana Island. The amazing part of the story is that all the aforementioned personality and other well-to dos are immensely educated.

Ø  The reason is because there are basically two forms of learning:

Ø  Structured learning  (ii) Unstructured learning

Ø  Structured learning: This type of learning is what you get in Universities, Polytechnics and other higher institutions of learning.

Ø  Researches and discoveries in sciences, arts and commercial world have been processed into synopsis (outlined courses) and arranged in order of evolution and complexity. The learning process here has been arranged in levels – 100, 200, 300 e.t.c.

Ø  People categorize these people as the educated folks, but alas! This is far from the truth. In ancient times, textbooks were not written as they are now. They were written in journal format, literally like a research work compiled to make a reference material called textbook.

Ø  Gregor Mendel-the father of genetics was a Monk (seemingly uneducated) yet people in the field of genetic engineering are building on his work. His works are compiled in Biology textbooks and students read it for them to pass exams (structured learning).

Ø  Michael Faraday was a binder, yet his name is a stronghold in Physics. Does that mean they are uneducated? No. Theirs was just an unstructured form of learning. Such learning process was not arranged in courses like what is obtained in higher Institutions albeit it is still the same learning process.

Ø  Seun Osewa of Nairaland may have dropped out of school but he must have learnt so much for him to establish such a forum.  He is undoubtedly a Masters’ Degree holder in Internet Business (unstructured way).

Ø  New courses that are introduced into the structured system curriculum is as a result of proven experimentation of their relevance in the world. Entrepreneurial studies (EPS) is now a compulsory course in most universities because it has been tested and trusted.

Ø  These courses are as a result of the success of people like Mike Adenuga, Aliko Dangote, Bill Gate who have learnt them unstructurally and then compiled by Educationist into a structured form for student to study and be examined at.

Ø  This reformation more often than not, back fire because what most students do is to cram the principle and pour it down for the examiner not knowing the nitty-gritty of such course, the reason why most people who graduated with good grades may not be able to offer the world solution to its problem.

Ø  There tends to be resounding success among those that learned it in the unstructured (practical) form than the structured. Can you now see that all successful people (academicians, business mogul, entertainment giants) are Educated?